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"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

The practical psychopath

Multi-Generational Books

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Sumo Love.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Mysteries.

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Heaven

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"