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"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

Great British Eccentrics.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

The practical psychopath

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Multi-Generational Books

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'The Lemming Book Store'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Sumo Love.

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Heaven

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

Mysteries.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Telling Self to Buzz Off