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'Do these stairs seem unusually long to you?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall of ages

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Plane Yogurt.

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."