E-shopping Explorer T-Shirts

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Sumo Love.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Heaven

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Book

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Nano technology.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."