E-shop Navigator T-Shirts

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Heaven

Made in China.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Pick & Buy Online.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

E-Business Convention

"I found you on Splrg's list."

'Please enter your credit card number, then sign on the dotted line...'

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."