"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."
E-commerce Explorer T-Shirts
Dress your e-commerce explorer in a t-shirt that shows off their digital dedication. Fun, witty, and relatable designs make these shirts a great gift for anyone deeply into online shopping and tech trends.
Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.
"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."
"I found you on Splrg's list."
'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'
E-Business Convention
"No, no, the Queen in not in the counting house. She's at the computer selling stuff on e-Bay."
Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath
Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.
A quest for the hold grail on eBay lacks the old sense of romance and adventure.
Christmas Shopping
"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, the send me stuff they now I'll like, and they bill me for it."
'Please enter your credit card number, then sign on the dotted line...'
"You get one every time you order something online."
Ebaying at the moon.
Pick & Buy Online.
"...And then I got all excited and sold my COMPUTER on eBay!"
"I hear you can order toilet paper over the internet."
"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."
"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.
'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'
'The Lemming Book Store'
"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."
Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.
"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."
'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'
Sumo Love.
E-commerce Explorer T-Shirts Collection
E-commerce Explorer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that honor the e-commerce explorer—perfect for their morning coffee or tea and a great way to add some humor to their daily routine.
E-commerce Explorer Pillows
Brighten up their space with a pillow that celebrates their e-commerce passion. Comfy, fun, and thoughtfully designed, it’s a special gift for digital explorers.
E-commerce Explorer Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints inspired by the e-commerce world. Clever, artistic designs that celebrate their online shopping adventures and innovative spirit.