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"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'The Lemming Book Store'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Dorothy and Toto

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Sumo Love.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Sew on a sequin!

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Heaven

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."