Gift Shop Explorer T-Shirts

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

'The abduction was nothing, it was their gift shop that blew me away.'

"It's not all bad. There's a gift shop. . ."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Queen of Upcycling!

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Sister Cities

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Heaven

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"