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Cutes Gifts N' Stuff.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Queen of Upcycling!

"How soon will this be a remnant

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Heaven

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'