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Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Unnatural History Museum

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'