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Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Jumble Sale

The first transatlantic communication.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Unnatural History Museum

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'