Gift Shop Explorer Prints

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

Novelties. Look! I got a rubber singing fish! Neat! An I-Cod! (Published originally May 28, 2007.)

'The abduction was nothing, it was their gift shop that blew me away.'

"It's not all bad. There's a gift shop. . ."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Queen of Upcycling!

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Sister Cities

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Heaven

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"