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'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Ornithologist

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Book

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

The bad egg.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Nano technology.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Pick & Buy Online.

Publisher: 'Do we need more books?'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Chef chasing an egg.

'We've decided to try to re-kindle our romance novels.'

It's Humpty-Dumpty! Tell the King we don't know who's behind it. But we suspect poachers!

Ebaying at the moon.

Consumer care and technologies