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Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

An Unexpected Guest.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Ornithologist

Missing Easter Egg

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

Easter Rabid

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Happy Easter!

Chef chasing an egg.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'Happy Easter.'