Easter Egg Explorer T-Shirts

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

An Unexpected Guest.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Ornithologist

Missing Easter Egg

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

It's Humpty-Dumpty! Tell the King we don't know who's behind it. But we suspect poachers!

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"They suspect something."

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Happy Easter!

Chef chasing an egg.

Easter Rabid

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'Happy Easter.'