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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

An Unexpected Guest.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Missing Easter Egg

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

'I'm dyeing!'

Happy Easter!

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

Easter Rabid

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?