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"Follow the colorfully decorated eggs."

An Unexpected Guest.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Missing Easter Egg

'We've created a teenager!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"They suspect something."

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Happy Easter!

Chef chasing an egg.

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Easter Rabid

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'