Easter Eggologist T-Shirts

Good Casual Friday

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Posh Easter Egg

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

The bad egg.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'I'm dyeing!'

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"They suspect something."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'Just look at me, doc. I'm a hard-boiled, multi-colored freak... a real basket case.'

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Easter Eggs.

Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

Police Lineup

"Let my people go."

It's not easy being the Easter Bunny.

"Peter, did you know Mister Eggelston dyed?" "Yup."

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'