Easter Eggologist Pillows

Good Casual Friday

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Posh Easter Egg

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

The bad egg.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'I'm dyeing!'

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

Easter Eggs.

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

Police Lineup

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"Let my people go."

It's not easy being the Easter Bunny.

"Nous approchons de l'ile de paques, capitaine!"