Easter Egg Advocate Pillows

Happy Easter.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Posh Easter Egg

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"This must be Easter Island!"

Chicken: the one-man show

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'I'm dyeing!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'Just look at me, doc. I'm a hard-boiled, multi-colored freak... a real basket case.'

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'I need a bigger nest egg.'

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Good Casual Friday

Easter Eggs.

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

"Peter, did you know Mister Eggelston dyed?" "Yup."

Battery Farms

"Nous approchons de l'ile de paques, capitaine!"

It's not easy being the Easter Bunny.

"Let my people go."

'Until that rash goes away, I want you to avoid large rabbits.'

'Wait Pearl. I found your Easter Bunny.'