Egg Advocate Pillows

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

View to the Future

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'