Egg Advocate Gifts

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

View to the Future

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'