Egg Expert Gifts

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."