Egg Expert Gifts

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'