Egg Excellence Explorer Gifts

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

National Coffee Day

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'You've had enough.'

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Ornithologist

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'