Egg Excellence Explorer Mugs

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

National Coffee Day

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'You've had enough.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Ornithologist

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'