Egg-spert Gifts

'I think I know how to make an egg.'

Police Lineup

Humpty Dumpty Inventor of Scrambled Eggs.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

The bad egg.

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

"Do we have to get a baby gift for ALL of them?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Ornithologist

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

Egg Buggy

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."