Egg-spert Prints

'I think I know how to make an egg.'

Police Lineup

Humpty Dumpty Inventor of Scrambled Eggs.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

The bad egg.

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

"Do we have to get a baby gift for ALL of them?"

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Ornithologist

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'