Egg-spert In Disasters Gifts

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

The bad egg.

Chicken: the one-man show

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Good Casual Friday

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

Police Lineup

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

"I thought he said he wanted his eggs over easy."

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'.....sunnyside down.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Gerald's fairly stoic about this flooding business.'

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

Happy Easter.

I left the milk out in a sunny spot on the counter today. In this case "warm and fuzzy" is not a good thing.

"Do we have to get a baby gift for ALL of them?"