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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

The bad egg.

Chicken: the one-man show

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

Good Casual Friday

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

Police Lineup

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

'.....sunnyside down.'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'Gerald's fairly stoic about this flooding business.'

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

Chicken with egg on its face.

"Do we have to get a baby gift for ALL of them?"