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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'We have three minutes left.'

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Chicken: the one-man show

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Easter Egg Painting.

The Hen Commandments.

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Russian eggs.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

I only lay egg whites.

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

Easter Bunny

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

Chicken with egg on its face.