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How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

Chicken: the one-man show

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Russian eggs.

The Sacrificial Peep

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

I only lay egg whites.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

'John and Yolko.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

Easter Bunny

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

Humpty Dumpty on Break.