Cooking Disaster Expert Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for the cooking disaster enthusiast? Our range of quirky prints, mugs, t-shirts, and pillows captures the lovable chaos of culinary mishaps. Perfect for anyone who turns the kitchen into a comedy show, these products celebrate the hilarious side of cooking fails. Brighten their day with a thoughtful, witty surprise that acknowledges their culinary adventures—even when they don't go as planned.

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"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?" mockup

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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Roasted

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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!' mockup

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

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'My hero!'

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'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.' mockup

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

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'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!' mockup

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

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'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.' mockup

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

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'The casserole didn't make it.'

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'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.' mockup

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

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"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

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"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper." mockup

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

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'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.' mockup

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

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"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry." mockup

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

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'Is it still edible?'

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"The fire department ruined dinner." mockup

"The fire department ruined dinner."

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"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm." mockup

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

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"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt." mockup

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

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"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one." mockup

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

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"There's something wrong with your dinner."

"There's something wrong with your dinner." mockup

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

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Dave's How to Puke Book.

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"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."

"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym." mockup

"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."

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'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.' mockup

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

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'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!' mockup

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

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'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.' mockup

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

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Setting fire to the Christmas Pud. mockup

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

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'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.' mockup

'Not to worry Flo - It's only Sid's dinner.'

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"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it." mockup

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

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Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets! mockup

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

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'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?' mockup

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

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'Do you mind if I smoke?'

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"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?" mockup

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

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"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook." mockup

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

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The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions. mockup

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.

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'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!' mockup

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

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Cooking Disaster Expert Gifts Collection

Cooking Disaster Expert Mugs

Looking for more fun products? Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the hilarious spirit of cooking disasters.

Cooking Disaster Expert Pillows

Add some fun to home decor with pillows that celebrate cooking mishaps—comfortable, quirky, and full of personality.

Cooking Disaster Expert Prints

Decorate with laughter—browse our prints featuring the funniest kitchen failures to inspire smiles and conversation.

Cooking Disaster Expert T-Shirts

Find humorous and creative t-shirts that showcase the comical side of culinary chaos—great for kitchen humor lovers.