Eggspert Gifts

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

"I thought he said he wanted his eggs over easy."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

WHACK!

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Ornithologist

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Cage-free eggs.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."