Eggsplorer Gifts

Ornithologist

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."