Eggsplorer Gifts

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'