Easter Egg Advocate Gifts

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Posh Easter Egg

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"This must be Easter Island!"

Chicken: the one-man show

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'I'm dyeing!'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'I need a bigger nest egg.'

Easter Eggs.

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Good Casual Friday

'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

It's not easy being the Easter Bunny.

"Let my people go."

"Nous approchons de l'ile de paques, capitaine!"

Battery Farms

'Until that rash goes away, I want you to avoid large rabbits.'

'Wait Pearl. I found your Easter Bunny.'

'Are we painting their Birthday Suits?'