Easter Egg Innovator Gifts

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Missing Easter Egg

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Chicken: the one-man show

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

'I'm dyeing!'

Happy Easter!

Easter Rabid

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

'Happy Easter.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'Happy Easter, Brother David!'

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

Easter Eggs.

Good Casual Friday