Easter Egg Innovator Gifts

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Missing Easter Egg

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Chicken: the one-man show

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

Happy Easter!

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Easter Rabid

"They suspect something."

'I'm dyeing!'

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

'Happy Easter.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'Happy Easter, Brother David!'

Good Casual Friday

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'