Easter Egg Detective Gifts

"They suspect something."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

An Unexpected Guest.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Missing Easter Egg

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Happy Easter!

It's Humpty-Dumpty! Tell the King we don't know who's behind it. But we suspect poachers!

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Easter Rabid

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'I'm dyeing!'

"Break an Egg!"