Easter Egg Fanatic Pillows

"Easter eggs! 'and-crafted by our dedicated Belgian chocolateers."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Happy Easter

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Posh Easter Egg

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

Missing Easter Egg

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"