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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Chicken: the one-man show

Meet the layer.

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

Russian eggs.

"J'accuse!"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

The Hen Commandments.

"They suspect something."

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

It's Humpty-Dumpty! Tell the King we don't know who's behind it. But we suspect poachers!

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'

"We've been empty-nesters for a long time now Dear, so this has to be a cuckoo egg..."

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Egg.

Chicken with egg on its face.

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

"It's foul play, Super"