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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Chicken: the one-man show

Meet the layer.

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"J'accuse!"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Russian eggs.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

"We've been empty-nesters for a long time now Dear, so this has to be a cuckoo egg..."

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

"It's foul play, Super"

Chicken with egg on its face.

Egg.

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'