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'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Easter Egg Delivery

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!''

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

"Don't tell him anything."

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

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CSI Fridays

'Mine was stone cold.'

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion."

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'