E-shop Navigator Gifts

The clerk's eyes follow you as you browse so it feels like a real shopping experience.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Heaven

Made in China.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"You get one every time you order something online."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Pick & Buy Online.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

Freeways in the Supermarket

Ebaying at the moon.

"I found you on Splrg's list."

E-Business Convention

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'Please enter your credit card number, then sign on the dotted line...'

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."