E-shopping Adventurer T-Shirts

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Mysteries.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Terms and conditions

'Our giant sale now on!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"It looked different on the internet."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Man on Stilts in a Market

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

"It's just not the same."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Drones

Stephen King: The Bookstore

Discount Shopping.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

"They looked smaller on the website."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Final clearance sale.

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'