E-shopping Adventurer T-Shirts

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Mysteries.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"It looked different on the internet."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Man on Stilts in a Market

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

Drones

Discount Shopping.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

Final clearance sale.

"They looked smaller on the website."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'