Enthusiastic E-shopper T-Shirts

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Drones

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"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

Shopaholic

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'