Online Shopping Adventurers T-Shirts

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"They looked smaller on the website."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Our giant sale now on!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Terms and conditions

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"It looked different on the internet."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Man on Stilts in a Market

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."