Online Shopping Adventurers Gifts

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"You didn't. . . And I didn't! So who ordered a ten thousand gallon aquarium?"

"They looked smaller on the website."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Our giant sale now on!'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

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Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Man on Stilts in a Market

"It looked different on the internet."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

You Shouldn't Have

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

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"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."