Adventure Shopper T-Shirts

Discount Shopping.

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Looks like they're playing hardball with product placement..."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Mysteries.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

Wild fruit

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"They looked smaller on the website."

Final clearance sale.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Bobsleigh practice.

"What's an author?"

Meet the Author Online.

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Shopping Days

"Good dog!"

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

Aspirin Marketing.

Insider Information.

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."