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Man on Stilts in a Market

"Looks like they're playing hardball with product placement..."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Mysteries.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Wild fruit

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"They looked smaller on the website."

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Final clearance sale.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Bobsleigh practice.

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

"What's an author?"

Meet the Author Online.

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

"Good dog!"

Shopping Days

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

Aspirin Marketing.

Insider Information.

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time