Shopaholic Adventurers T-Shirts

Man equipped for a shopping expedition

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Our giant sale now on!'

Mysteries.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Discount Shopping.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Wild fruit

Final clearance sale.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"They looked smaller on the website."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"What's an author?"

Meet the Author Online.

Shopping Days

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

"Good dog!"

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"

Aspirin Marketing.

Insider Information.

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."