Adventure In Shopping T-Shirts

'That was an expensive itchy nose.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'Our giant sale now on!'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Irregulars

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"