Adventure In Shopping Prints

'That was an expensive itchy nose.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Customer Convention

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."