Shopaholic Adventurers Gifts

Man equipped for a shopping expedition

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Mysteries.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

Discount Shopping.

Wild fruit

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Final clearance sale.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"They looked smaller on the website."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Meet the Author Online.

"What's an author?"

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

Shopping Days

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"Good dog!"

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"

Aspirin Marketing.

Insider Information.

"You didn't. . . And I didn't! So who ordered a ten thousand gallon aquarium?"

'You bought WHAT on eBay?'