Adventurous Shopper Gifts

Aspirin Marketing.

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Self-Checkout.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Habanero ..."