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"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Customer Convention

Last Chance for Everything.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'They're doing their tests now?

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Pushy Cashpoint

Childcrap

'Where's your dog food section, please?'

Going to the fitting rooms.

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

"I went to the grocery store, but nothing looked good."

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

"Oh yes, I'm a firm believer in shopping local."

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'