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"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Customer Convention

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Last Chance for Everything.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'They're doing their tests now?

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Pushy Cashpoint

'Where's your dog food section, please?'

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

Childcrap

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Going to the fitting rooms.

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

"I went to the grocery store, but nothing looked good."

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

'We'd rather not let you withdraw any money, Mrs Everhart - our computer thinks you'd just waste it.'