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'We'd rather not let you withdraw any money, Mrs Everhart - our computer thinks you'd just waste it.'

'I was going to buy myself a new outfit today, but I'm meeting pockets of resistance.'

"There's a sale on at the Body Shop...!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Customer Convention

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

Last Chance for Everything.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'They're doing their tests now?

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.